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WTH ~ 2

July 16, 2011 Leave a comment

After the previous post, this popped out again, but different comment this time. =.=

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HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

July 16, 2011 Leave a comment

Wow, I didn’t know that WordPress actually cares about the amount of words I type in an entry post!!!

Click here for my previous post, I just wanted to share a photo. HERE

And when I clicked “publish”, this popped out.

I was like... Wow...

Hahahahahahahah! Okay I have to admit this is really hilarious!!!

They thought I have run out of ideas to blog! What the heck…. XD

Ok lah, since they want me to blog so much, I will crap more next time. ROFLMAORHRTOKMH!!!!!!!!!

p/s: ROTFLMAORHRTOKMH= Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off roll here roll there Ouch knocked my head… (TM)

 

kthxbai!

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What is 咕呻??

July 16, 2011 1 comment

Here is the answer….

咕呻 = cushion

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我真的...

July 5, 2011 4 comments

很显!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kami Budak Malaysia

July 1, 2011 Leave a comment

Alright, today we’re going to learn Antonyms.

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Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

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What can I do?

June 28, 2011 2 comments

My eldest bro just brought my sis-in-law for antenatal check up.

She was diagnosed to have 2 leiomyomas in her uterus during the previous check up. Put it aside first, hopefully it won’t affect the pregnancy much.

Now the foetus was diagnosed with Congenital Cystic Adenomatoid Malformation (CCAM), in one of the lobe of right lung. The report says there was Hyperechoic right thorax corresponds to CCAM, but luckily there is no obvious cardiac anomalies, no mediastinal shift. (Thank god)

Prognosis is favourable, 50% chance of total resolves upon 32 gestational week.

But I am still worried. I guess bro must be 100x more worried.

So I just did my research and tried my best to explain everything to him. Nothing can be done now, and unless surgery is needed, there is no particular treatment for it.

Let’s pray for the best. Hope everything is going to be alright….. ><

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Haiz, what can I do for them? Bro sayang me alot. But I feel so useless now… I don’t know what can I do… :(

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Falling sick liao…

June 25, 2011 Leave a comment

Signs & Symptoms:  Sore throat, cold extremities, fatigue, myalgia

any D/D?

ARGH!! falling sick already…. :(

Drank plenty of water today, can’t see the effect yet.

Management: Going to take 2x 500mg Paracetamol, then go sleep.

Hopefully can get better tomorrow. ><

Good night world…

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