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Horrendous Bus Experience

Ever since I joined Medical school, I have always thought that Psychiatry will be a fun posting. As I found neurology very interesting, and I have always been amazed by how fascinating human brain is. So I used to find talking to and managing psychics interesting.

But after today’s incident, I doubt my ability to handle them.

So it was my first time taking bus to Orchard from my bro’s place. I used to take MRT, which I am very familiar with, and easy to take. Won’t get lost at least. But since I realised that the bus will stop somewhere near Orchard, I decided to give it a try.
Cousin called me up for a meet up, and I was kind of late already after the last surgery as there was some delay. So I rushed out from hospital, and rushed to the bus stop.

There wasn’t many people waiting at the bus stop. But there was this Chinese lady at her 40-ish, talking+laughing+giggling to herself. Without much notice, I thought she was on the phone with earphone in her ear. So I didn’t really care much.
The bus came, and we got onto the same bus. I went straight towards the end, and took the last seat in the corner. She came in later and sat one seat away from me. (if you remember, SBS bus has 5 seats at the last row. I sat on the last seat, whilst she took the middle one)

The bus took a big turning, she “slides” towards my side, and “lie” on me. WTH she is damn big size, I tried to move my body abit, to hint her “Hey, please move away…”   but she didn’t move AT ALL. Damn I was trapped there!

Then she started talking again. Now I noticed, she was not on her phone, neither with any earphone pluck into her ear. @@ Which means she has been talking, laughing and giggling to herself all the while!!! What the heck!
So I took out my book and read, tried my best to ignore the existence of the psychic beside me.

She suddenly turned to me, (she spoke Mandarin)

Psychic: “Eh, Mr, you’re doing Poly now ah?”
Me: “Err.. no…”
Psychic: “then what?”
Me: “Uni”
Psychic: “Ohh.h… NUS ah?”
Me: *nodded* (was trying my best to ignore, so I just simply talked crap)
Psychic: “Then gimme your phone number, you can buy showering products from me.”
Me: @.@
Psychic: *takes out phone, prepares to press*
Me: Ohh… my phone cannot call one eh
Psychic: Nvm you give me your number, I can call you…
Me: ohh I’m actually from Malaysia, so don’t have Singapore number…
Psychic: Nvm nvm you just gimme, I can call… (She was getting more and more aggressive)
Me: *freaking out* (so I simply gave her some numbers)
Psychic: *press press press* (she called in front of me)
Me: @@ *Palpitation*
Psychic: Eh kenot leh? why kenot one?
Me: *gasp* ohhh cos it’s a Malaysian number, cannot call thru one…
Psychic: Really? Even other people call also kenot ah?
Me: Yayaya… cannot one, my sim card is only for calling and receiving call in Malaysia one…
Psychic: *stares at me* har… really meh? you didnt cheat me ah…
Me: Really really!!! *palpitation*
Psychic: hmm.. then how to call you ah…

Bus stopped *ding dong*
Psychic: eh? how to go there ah *mumbles to herself* Oh I think i need to go down here…
Me: *phew*


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  1. Huey Ling
    May 4, 2011 at 8:55 am

    this is really 神经病!
    if I were you
    i think i’ll just scream in the bus ><

    • ninja921
      May 6, 2011 at 10:16 am

      ya i think it will be very interesting if you were there… XD

  2. Karmen Long
    May 4, 2011 at 11:18 am

    u are always that unlucky la !!!
    but its a super funny story to me :D hahahahahah

    • ninja921
      May 6, 2011 at 10:17 am

      choi! I dont want to be crowned as “always that unlucky”… *touchwood* :P

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